20061218
Music 2006 in Review - Click!
Time again for the music reviews for year 2006.Rock music came out on top this year in Europe thanks to Lordi who really should come to the United States so the radio stations can stop playing Abba and Ace of Base when ever anyone makes a request for an artist from Scandinavian region of the world.
Meanwhile, the ever-lasting failure that is known as mainstream music actually put something good out this year. (The world must be coming to an end! Mainstream never plays anything good.) I mean, unless you work at a Hot Topic, you probably won't know who VNV Nation is. But ask anyone about the recent top forty trash that is on the radio, and they'll give you an answer.
By the way, VNV Nation is a great EBM band if you are on vacation. Listen to "Beloved".
Anyway, back to the suck genre--er, mainstream.
As much as I loathe mainstream, GNARLS BARKLEY is worthy of praise. "Crazy" should be Record of the Year at the Grammys next year. (Mark this down: Feb. 11, 2007.) If they don't win, the Grammy next year, then the Recording Industry Association of America has failed.
New to this year's music review is my DIAF List. DIAF (Die In A Fire) List is the list of all the music that SUCKED this year. If you buy their clay pidgeons (CD) or download their computer virus (mp3), then you are part of the problem.
- Any attention whore celebrities who are over 40 and whose name rhymes with "ondonna". (Here's a hint: Her name begins with M.) Here full name is not listed because I have better things to do than boost her Google Search score.
- Any emo bands espeically if they have the words Patrol and a four letter word for winter time precipitation.
- Any falsetto pop artist whose singing like they're trying to kill the song in the same way a mentally unstable killer slays their victums with bizarre objects. If your name is noskralC ylleK, airalugA anaitsirhC, or what ever skanky harpie that can't sing worth a sh*t who is selling clay pidgeons and viruses (both computer and venerial) whose purpose is to croon to the zombie eMpTyV croud that has about as much though as the scum on the bottom of their shoe.
The world is starting to wake up again. They can now identify what is real and what is trying to put them back to sleep.
Labels: music
posted by Bushido Hacks 12/18/2006 08:02:00 PM
